For chronic laughs and a stoner cold good time, climb on board the PINEAPPLE EXPRESS! Danny McBride steals every scene as the drug supplier. A comedy high! — Alan Yudman

PINEAPPLE is a lemon! This EXPRESS goes off the tracks early then crashes and burns! Too many tokin’ montages, not enough laughs make this comedy seriously unfunny! Too many lows in this movie about getting high-worst of the year (without the words crystal skull in the title)! — Stormy Curry

Frantic, loud and unfunny, they shouldve called it PAIN-APPLE EXPRESS. That said, every single thing James Franco does in the movie is note-perfect — he’s that good. Special award to Bobby Lee for the single most pointless casting of the year. — Jeff Schultz