Is there anything sadder than carrying fond memories of a movie for 35 years — then finally seeing it again and realizing it's crap? THE HELLSTROM CHRONICLE is nothing more than a workaday nature documentary about insects of the kind that shows up regularly on cable, but tricked out with a hilariously pretentious framing device using an actor playing a scientist who delivers dime store philosophical warnings. Advice: stick with the National Geographic channel. — Jeff Schultz