Silly and harmless, PINK PANTHER 2 is featherweight fun. Try not to think too hard about it and being a Steve Martin fan helps. An hour and a half chucklefest. -- Stormy CurrySent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
Month: June 2009
FRONTIER(S)
What is it with the French? Why must they lard their torture-splatter flicks with 'meaning'. FRONTIER(S) is not just a head-exploding, disembowling, blood-vomiting, human flesh-eating, tendon-severing, buzzsaw-killing Grand Guignol -- it's also a political allegory! Good gore, but good grief. -- Jeff Schultz Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
WHATEVER WORKS
Woody Allen has been looking unsuccessfully for WHATEVER WORKS so long, it seemed like he might never find it again. Good news: he has. By casting an actress of such captivating radiance as Evan Rachel Wood, Allen had to find an outsize comic foil strong enough to keep up with her -- and Larry David … Continue reading WHATEVER WORKS
THE HANGOVER
What's THE cure for this HANGOVER? Don't see it! A forced, exhausting knockoff of Very Bad Things -- call it Very Bad Movie -- it's repetitiously vulgar, indifferently acted, ineptly scored, and deeply, deeply unfunny. It's difficult to decide which is more obnoxious: Zach Galifianakis' character or his performance. And a p.s. to the filmmakers: … Continue reading THE HANGOVER
CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND
Sam Rockwell's triumph in Moon compels a revisiting of the movie that put him on the map. And that begs the question: why didn't CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND make him a star? Apart from Rockwell's uncanny impersonation of Chuck Barris, he well plays both funny and tortured -- at times simultaneously -- in George … Continue reading CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND
THE PROPOSAL
Note-perfect in every way, THE PROPOSAL is a flawless comedy that sparkles and delights due mostly to the rapturously funny chemistry between Reynolds and Bullock, who, despite their age difference, can claim a place at the Great Movie Couples table alongside Tracy and Hepburn. A sharp, economical screenplay and a fine supporting cast help make … Continue reading THE PROPOSAL
FRIDAY THE 13TH
Never in my wildest nightmares did I think Jason would not be scary. Impossible you say? Then check out the new Friday the 13th. Apparently a franchise "reboot" means throwing out everything that worked in the series (suspense, scary music, creative kills) and coast on nothing more than a CW cast and a hockey mask. … Continue reading FRIDAY THE 13TH
YEAR ONE
Halfway through the movie, I began wondering if YEAR ONE was the running time. A better concept as a pitch, no doubt, it ends up with too many wan, predictable jokes made by a largely joyless cast. Nobody seems to be having any fun. Plus, Black and Cera are not equals: it's mostly Jack's movie, … Continue reading YEAR ONE
LET THE RIGHT ONE IN
What's the Swedish word for Twilight? Puppy love meets the vampire flick in LET THE RIGHT ONE IN, but with the bleak, ultra-serious look and manner of a Scandinavian art film. Highlighted by two remarkable performances from 12-year-old actors, it touches on all the familiar elements of the Undead story and has a healthy amount … Continue reading LET THE RIGHT ONE IN
VALKYRIE
Nothing works in VALKYRIE. From the American accent Tom Cruise uses to the wasted cast, this snoozer of a thriller is not thrilling, dramatic, or exciting. f it had been twice as long and recast, it may have been good. If this bomb was used on Hitler, he WOULD have been killed. Watch the History … Continue reading VALKYRIE