I pledge a LEGION to the slag-heap... of crappy movies with no reason for existing. Atrociously acted (even Dennis Quaid!) with laughable special effects a nd talky beyond words, "Biblical" claptrap has never been so boring. A textbook January release, by the end I, too, was rooting for the eradication of Mankind. -- Jeff Schultz


The Road Warrior meets Unforgiven on The Road to The 700 Club. A post-Apocalypse Western with a schmear of religiosity, THE BOOK OF ELI is made watchable by a strong, understated Denzel, and (thankfully) Gary Oldman doing one of his patented baroque creeps. We've seen this movie many times before -- and though the production … Continue reading THE BOOK OF ELI