Stop me if you’ve heard this one. “Loveable” loser coasts through life with no responsibility and no consideration for others. They meet someone who’s the complete opposite, realize they like them, has some personal setbacks, decides to be a better person, and lives happily ever after. That’s TRAINWRECK…which is less funny than this review. Why critics are falling over themselves for this movie is beyond me…the story is cliché, the characters one dimensional, and the final act horrendous. I seriously don’t get it. When Lebron James is the funniest part of a 2 hour R rated comedy you KNOW you’re in trouble. A movie whose title says it all. You were warned.

Stormy Curry