Zack+Miri=Kevin Smiths worst movie ever! Real PORNO has wittier writing, less predictable stories, and more laughs. Smith tries to combine unfunny gross out scenes with a lame love story and gets a movie that fails on all levels! The only ones screwed in this porno? Anyone who paid to see this mess! All that was missing was a crystal skull and “story by” credit for George Lucas! Smith is better than this. — Stormy Curry